Blue tooth jokes

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.