Blue tooth jokes
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
I love you, my new phone! 馃摬
What happens when an alien connects with your device?
The alien says on your device: ".-- . / - .-. .- ...- . .-.. / ..-. .-. --- -- / -- .- -. -.-- / -- .- -. -.-- / --. .- .-.. .- -..- -.-- ..."
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!