Blue fish jokes
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.
I’m breaking up with you, bitch.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.