Blue fish jokes

Doctor Seuss break up lines:

"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."

Why is the ocean blue?

A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

Things we all do:

Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣

I do this too often!

What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.