Blasphemer jokes

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f... altar boys.

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

God creating bees.

God: "Put a needle on their butt."

Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"

God: "Make its puke delicious."

Angel: "WTF"

Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!

Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.

ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.