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What is white, black, and blue all at the same time? Barack Obama
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What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!!!
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.