Biological parents jokes

Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?

Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...

Son: Am I kidnapped?

Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.

Kid #1: You're adopted.

Kid #2: At least they wanted me.

Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.

Kid: So what? At least they love me more.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Father: "Son, you were adopted."

Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"

Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes."