Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "hows your biological parents? they well?"
what dose bat man have that super man doesn't...
The ability to visit his biological parents grave.