Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
Son: Dad I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure ur my parents? Dad: oh...., well I never thought it would come to this, or to ur head that you were kidnapped..... Son: am I kidnapped? Dad; well ur adopted, and if you want to see ur biological parents they’ll be waiting for you in heaven
kid: #1: You're adopted. kid#2: At least they wanted me. kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "hows your biological parents? they well?"
what dose bat man have that super man doesn't...
The ability to visit his biological parents grave.
