Bin ladin jokes
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...