Big Wheel jokes

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.

Now they call him Hot Wheels.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.