Biden jokes jokes

How many Joe Biden jokes are there?

None, because they're all true.

I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.

Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.

What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?

I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.

If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.

Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?

No, what happened?

He couldn’t stop pootin!

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?

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I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).