Biden jokes jokes

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?

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How many Joe Biden jokes are there?

None, because they're all true.

Joe Biden's speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.

What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?

The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.

Government Briefing:

Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today...

...He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.

Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?

Because he'd lose his sense of smell.

Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."

Joe: "Bi den"