Biblical jokes
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.