Better grip jokes
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.