Better grip jokes

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip on their broom.

What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.

Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.

What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.

What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.

Why don’t witches wear underwear?

To get a better grip on their broom.

Why doesn't the witch wear panties?

To get a better grip on her broom stick!

Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

You nail its other hand to the floor.

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

That's the best I've done so far.

My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.