Better grip jokes
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it.
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom.
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped.
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Why doesn't the witch wear panties?
To get a better grip on her broom stick!
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.