Belly Button jokes
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.