Belly Button

Belly Button jokes

Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.

Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”

Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!

What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?

A belly button.