Bath product jokes

The Toaster: The best bath bomb!

Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!

This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.

John took a bath with bubbles.

Bubbles was a man.

Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.