Barrel Roll jokes
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more
Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld
NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellow, black. Y… Read more