Barney

Barney Jokes

Bro

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

Kid

Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?

It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.

Dinosaur

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

Penis

Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?

Barney-that’s right it’s penis!

Face

"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"

Rose

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.