Bangladesh jokes

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka.

What do you call a space Muslim?

A Tusken Raider.

Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.

Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.

And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.

Why are Bengalis so fishy?

Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.

Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.

We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.

Most pakis are disabled.