Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea, the assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it"
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Ever heard of the band 'Nothing but thieves'? Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
My favorite instrument? the TromBONE, of course.
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"