Banana Split jokes
What is a monkey鈥檚 馃悞 favorite dance move?
The banana 馃崒 split.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don鈥檛 like the taste of monkey.
what did the banana say to the banana?
"u look a-pealing"