Bamboo jokes
A panda walks into a bar. He asked the bartender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him, then leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “Why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “It’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia, and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
China should be a baseball team because they can take out the whole world with just a bat.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they eat the bat.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
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