Ballz jokes

Ballz!

A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking. He replies, "My dick and balls."

Do you know Ligma?

Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.

I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

At baseball practice...

"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"

"No, but I got two right here."