Bad taste jokes

Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?

A. They're just in bad taste.

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.

Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".