Backspace jokes
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Abortion isn't murder.
It's backspacing a typo.
Memes
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. π
A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
