Backspace jokes

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.

Abortion isn't murder.

It's backspacing a typo.

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

If I die, delete my search history.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂