Backspace jokes

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

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Back bent.

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Period: Guess who’s back... back again...

Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?

Period: I can come back in 9 months?

Me: Keep fucking singing.

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hi! I’m going back home.

Abortion isn't murder.

It's backspacing a typo.