Azul jokes

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: Blue cheese.