Aye matey jokes
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.