Aye matey jokes
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!