Augh jokes

Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!

Things to kids:

Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

A Good Parent: "My baby!"

Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)

Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.

School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"

Orphan: "My family never came back for me."

School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."

Mom: Daddy, stop!

Me: No!

Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."