Augh jokes

Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!

lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.

Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...

Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect, two pals of water, one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get. I’m sick af from these stories.

I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."