One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today It dident land well
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
It was a blast to visit the twin towers on 9/11 on exactly 8:46 a.m. it was the bomb...like literally
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country”. The Asian man says “I’m here travelling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of friend rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
Denki: Did you just... fall over? Bakugo: tch no I attacked the floor. sero: backwards? Bakugo: im talented
Miss Kadie- I heard that the Westburow Baptist church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people. Pastor- welcome to the gay matters church. Miss Kadie- stop that you know that god hates gay people Me- stop that vegan teacher. Pastor- you deserve to die - I attack
two terrorists walk into a bar and the bartender says what can i get you the terrorists both say a beer the baretender overhears them talking that they will 300 people and a donkey the baretender says why a donkey and one terrorist says c i told you no one would care about the people
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet in a bar. Sol has a patch over one eye, a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ya?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull poop.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”
Twin towers? No plane, plane targets
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today. Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
my uncle died in 9/11 he was in the plane that crashed in the feild
9/11 also known as the day football stoped
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan? Me neither. It all came crashing down.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt The attack misses Titanic Faints
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a SILENT ATTACK
why did the people in 9/11 not call 911 bc it would call the pilots.
my dad did in the attacks he was the best pilot for pakistan
