Assistance jokes

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

The wheelchair.

What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?

"Do you need help packing your shit?"

Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."

Why did the carrot roll down the hill?

Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.