Ass cheeks jokes

Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?

Who you might ask...

YOUR ASS CHEEKS!

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

Butt cracks.

It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips.

Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong.

Big butt

Are butt cheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?

A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”