Ass cheeks jokes

A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

What did one ass cheek say to the other?

"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"

Can you believe they're still together after everything they've been through?

Who you might ask...

YOUR ASS CHEEKS!