Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
My hopes and dreams.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.
Turns out, I'm just a burden.
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Get a head in life by decapitating someone.
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something.
Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
