Asphyxiation jokes

Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.

What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?

Both can't breathe.

What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!

What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?

I don't know. I suffocated at birth.

You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.

Think about it.

You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.

The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.