Asphyxiation jokes

What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.

Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.

What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?

Both can't breathe.

The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.

You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.

Go commit neck rope.

[being buried alive]

Murderer: *out of breath* How are you eating the dirt so quickly?