Asphyxiation jokes

What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.

Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.

The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.

Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.

Go commit neck rope.

So, I’m not sure if it’s a joke, but I thought it was funny. So imagine you try to die by shooting yourself, but you sneeze and pull the trigger... I don't know about you, but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf, I wasn’t readyyyy!