Asphyxiation jokes
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
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Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
What do George Floyd and Jordan Neely have in common?
Both can't breathe.
My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.
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Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.
Go commit neck rope.