Asain jokes

I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.

Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.

An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.

What do you call a one-legged Asian?

Tie Won Shoo.

How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?

Your dog's gone.

Your finances are done.

And your floaties.

I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.

Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.

Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.

What do you call an Asian who can't hear?

Wha U Sai