Asain jokes

I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.

An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.

Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)

I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.

What do you call a one-legged Asian?

Tie Won Shoo.

Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?

Your dog's gone.

Your finances are done.

And your floaties.