Armageddon jokes

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world.

"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.