My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."
I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."
Boys are like minis
girls are like big pots
Minis always come first. don't think about sex boys, be men
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
Roses are red violets are ugly violet thought she was ugly until she saw you
Why are women’s feet so small? So they can stand closer to the sink
Why are lesbians bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
The other day I went to a museum, my friend and I went to the holocaust section and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him. Why are you sad it’s just an Ash tray
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHILD ABUSE AND ABANDONMENT?
THE ABUSED ONES ARE FORCED TO LISTEN WHILE BEING ABUSED WHILE ABANDONED KIDS CRY BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE PARENTS ANYMORE
Did you know that a majority of the U.S is afraid of the dark Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
