Are jokes

Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!

The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.

A young 38 year old happy Muslim migrant living in Sydney wants to wed a beautiful young bride. He asks the local Aussie the minimum age to wed his yet unchosen bride. "Eighteen," the Aussie says, sipping a beer. "She has to be Eighteen."

Okay, the Muslim man sighed, with disappointment and walks off. Next day he arrives with a 13 year old girl.

"Wtf are you doing?" Aussie says?

"You say this is okay," Muslim replied. "Fuck no, she must be at least Eighteen you sick bastard," says Aussie, flicking away his Winnie Blue cigarette. Muslim man leaves angrily.

Next day Happy Muslim settles on a 14 year old girl from Punchbowl to be his bride. Aussies jaw drops, "What is wrong with you mate?" asks Aussie.

Muslim man replies "You tell me to choose 'a teen', 'a teen', I chose a teen and now you come for my third and now fourth choice. Fuck you!"

Aussie: "Eighteen not 'a teen' you sick mongrel."

If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?

Are you the Twin Towers?

Because I want to smash you.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?

Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!

Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.

You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?

Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?

You: Uhhhhhhh

Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.

You: Thank God.

Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...

You: *faints*

Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?

Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.

What did the blender say to the orange juice?

"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."

Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.

Why are there no guns in China? They might do some "ting wong!"

Like if you are a simp.

What are the sinful letters of the alphabet?

A, B, C you in hell.

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

Roses are red, colors are blue, if I was you, I'd look like you.

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.

Why are people so good at basketball? They can run, steal, and shoot!