Are jokes
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Memes
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
How are you and an orphan similar?
Both of your fathers are invisible.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Man: *steals drink*
Boy: bro😭😭
Man: Why are u crying over a drink?
Boy: That had drugs.
Man: ....