What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn’t find it.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
