Aquatic animals jokes
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Vitamin Sea.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."