Aquatic animals jokes

Fish

Why are fish easy to measure?

Because they bring their own scales.

Dolphin

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

Fish

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

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  • Piranha

    Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

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