Aquatic animals jokes
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do mermaids put in the salads?
Sea cucumber.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
A ffsshh.