Aquatic animals jokes

Why are fish easy to measure?

Because they bring their own scales.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A ffsshh.

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."