Aquatic animals jokes

Why are fish easy to measure?

Because they bring their own scales.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

A ffsshh.

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!