Apple Juice jokes

Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.

Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.

if you throw it hard enough.