Appeal jokes
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!