roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so
I would give you a thrashing but that would be animal abuse.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo? Slugma slugma dick
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there
