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This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"

The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"

The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"

The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a razor blade?

A: Depends on which wound bleeds faster.

Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?

A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.

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    • What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

    nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

    What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."

    African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"

    Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."

    African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*

    The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found

    This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

    Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.

    Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)

    I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

    Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.

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    • The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian; therefore, he could never be himself.

    What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?

    They both take it in the back and go woop woop.