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POV: Wine Taster in hell.

I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"

The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.

"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."

"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."

Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."

I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?

Kids play with both of them.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.

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    • There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.

    One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.

    What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?

    Only one moans when I put my meat in it.

    If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

    I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."