Alt f4 jokes

What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.

I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He hit Alt+F4.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.

"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.