Alley way jokes
So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.
Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.
The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,
The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"
ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Glory 🕳 equals 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 bonding.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D