Alimony jokes
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone!
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."