Al Gore jokes

If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?

By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.