What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeves
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Why did Paul walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt
what do you get from childhood drama a ginger with autism
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
whats the difference between Paul Walker and my computer
when my computer crashes i actually give a fuck
What does vin diesel eat for dinner Survival Guilt
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
Chuck norris is...
what? You don't need to know what he is. he's just, chuck
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
