
Abolishment jokes
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
Abortion isn't murder, it's just canceling a pre-order.


