Abolishment jokes

"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.