Abolishment jokes

"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"

Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.

Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.

Abortion isn't murder, it's just canceling a pre-order.