Abetment jokes
What type of alphabet does an elf learn?
The elf-abet.
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Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
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If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
like this if you have ever been abused.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
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I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.